What The Suwos
is going on here?

Your very own 1/1 Suwos, for free. Suw'em all!

1 free Suwos' per aged wallet. Not even Suwos'.

Only 5000 up for adoption. We're keeping 500 for ourselves, because we just Suwos them too much.

0000/5000

EssBeeEff
A villain Suwos

Reincarnation of SBF in Suwos World.
Alameda CEO
A vibrant Suwos

Alamadea CEO’s old sextoy. Fled to Suwos World when realized it was being replaced by multiple humans at once.
Hole-In-One
A yummy Suwos

CZ's Official "Chinese Special". Thank You For Your Service. #StaySuwos
Taz
A geeking Suwos

SBF under LSD.
El SD
A trippy Suwos

Sam's Best Friend. Always In His Left Pocket. Consumed Daily Until Mistaken With A Dice.
Fate
A lucky Suwos

SBF's lucky all-in LUNA dice. Fled to Suwos World when SBF began mistaking it with LSD. Couldn't bear being shat by Sam anymore.
X AE A-XII
A mecha Suwos

Programmed By Elon To Take Over Suwos World.
T(h)ree
An exotic Suwos

Legend Says SBF Used To Throw These At Authorities In The Bahamas.
Deez Nutz
A hairy Suwos

Suckerberg's Nutsack. Stings And Spits. Good For Flossing.
Zag'Bond
A ruggy Suwos

Rugged The Entire Planet And Got Away With It. Loves To Introduce Himself As "Bond, Zag'Bond".
Swile
An excited Suwos

Knows Nothing About Anything. Your Man If You're Looking To Build A Metaverse.
Chip
A greedy Suwos

Zod's Official Sidekick. Washtrades LOOKS Day and Night.
Jabba
A fat Suwos

"I will not give up my favorite decoration. I like Captain Solo where he is."
Grinsh
A mean Suwos

Hates Christmas, eats glass and terrifies children.
Zaap
An energy Suwos

Joe Biden's Pacemaker.
Will break soon tho.
Al'
A sly Suwos

Alameda's Inside Man. Can Turn A Scam Into A Crypto Product, Or The Other Way Around.
Cooky
A cute Suwos

Your Average Web3 NPC.
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